May 2013
describe me the way an author would in a book
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
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paranoid-android92:
sex tip: self conscious about your O face? play mellophone during sexytimes so that the bell covers your face
astro-phobia:
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
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omg i can fart in front of my boyfriend we can never break up now
