- mom: that kristen stewart looks borderline retarded.
- me: omg, mom.
- mom: people would like her more if she was actually retarded.
Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
I think you are wonderful, funny, spontaneous, whimsical and of course my one and only binge eating buddy :). LOVE YOU. NOW TELL ME I'M PRETTY.
Thank you, love. <3
YOU ARE PRETTIER THAN A DRAG QUEEN IN SPRING. I LOVE YOUUUU.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
- mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
- people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
- your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
Those days when you can't tell if you're extremely happy or cripplingly sad.
there's no "i" in team, but there is "meat"
My boyfriend is like my trampoline; I don't have a trampoline
my favourite sex position is the fetal position in a puddle of tears