September 2011
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call me pessimistic but i can't see someone having...
calabashxo:
some people are just lucky enough to have features and characteristics that just lures others right in. they have quirks that nobody else can resist. then there’s me, ordinary, bland, unoriginal, and invisible.
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we are way cooler than you
Me: My eyes are watering.
Claire: ...
Me: If I take a picture of my eyes watering and put it on tumblr, will I get more notes?
Claire: Yeah, if you say you're crying.
Me: I'm crying because of all the baby pandas dying in the wild.
Claire: C'mon, you have to think of something more hipster than that. Say you ran out of cigarettes.
The awkward moment when your mom won't take you...
That awkward moment when you're about to hug...
most-awkward-moments:
Click here if you’re awkward!
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Everybody is in a great relationship and I'm just...
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When you say, "Sorry" and I say, "It's fine"...
I’m lying.
It’s not fine.
Pop-punk is my first love.
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My mom just used the term "cunt punt."
Why is only my mom like this?
"Okay. Every now and then i read your texts like...
I really like my best friend.
She is pretty radical.
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